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Name: Roku
Gender: Male
Race: Half-elf
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November 2004, Song Spoof Contest
Original Song: Tomorrow
Artist or Group: Annie (Musical)
Spoof Song Title: Alisha
Spoof Author: Deathkisser
Maleficio knows
the woman
In a past life he was
once her sire
Wicked sin!
He's wond'ring just how
his woman
left him lonely and in
need of lovin'
Oh that Drin!
Mal has tried to behave
That knave,
he knows it,
He can't ever believe
and grieve
She left,
and
She used to be mine
in Nepeth
Go away you scoundrel
and good riddance
She's mine now.
Alisha!
Alisha!
I want you
Alisha!
There is no
escape
from me!
She used to be mine
in Nepeth
Go away you scoundrel
and good riddance
She's mine now
Alisha!
Alisha!
I want you
Alisha!
There is no
escape
from me!
Alisha!
Alisha!
I'll have you
Alisha!
There is no
escape
from me!
Original Song: Iron Man
Artist or Group: Black Sabbath
Spoof Song Title: Make Your Choice
Spoof Author: Rufio
Chaos guild has its might
With more Necros to fight
Have you seen the Scythe
Power partying through the night
Bear guild will never stray
Constantly Geoing every day
Knights are bold and true
Helping out newbies through and through
What about Monks
Seems Raven's have wiped them out
Can't forget the Eldar
Some of them are a little bizarre
There you have it...
The guilds of Ancient Anguish
There you have it...
Pick a guild to cherish
Original Song: One of My Turns
Artist or Group: Pink Floyd
Spoof Song Title: Reboot Happens
Spoof Author: Wakko
Day after day, we log in to play
like the addicts we know that we are.
Night after night, we gear up and fight
My character grows stronger and
I stay here longer and
Nothing much else gets done anymore.
And I can feel Armageddon coming on.
I feel unarmed and unarmored
Sober and unpoisoned,
And not a unique is in sight.
Run to the woodsman,
If you let him blather on
You'll find my favorite axe.
Don't look so frightened
Reboot happens every day,
Just go tell Shanni 'hey'.
Would you like to run uniques?
Or claim a thousand rooms?
Or stare at empty Bear chutes?
Would you like to swim with Fleeyp?
Would you solo old Hawkeye?
Would ya?
Would you like to see me try?
(Ooohh. No!)
Would you like to try the shops?
Do you think it's time I stopped?
Why are you running away?
Original Song: A Pirate's Life for Me
Artist or Group: George Bruns and Xavier Atencio
Spoof Song Title: A Scyther's Life for Me
Spoof Author: Serin
Yo ho, yo ho, a Scyther's life for me!
We kill-steal we speedwalk we whine on the boards,
Drink up me brothers, yo ho!
We pillage your corpses and really like swords,
Drink up me brothers, yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho, a Scyther's life for me!
We must have uniques 'cause we can't play without,
Drink up me brothers, yo ho!
We're awfully fierce but we're cute when we pout,
Drink up me brothers, yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho, a Scyther's life for me!
We powerplay parties ('cause Geo is gay),
Drink up me brothers, yo ho!
We'll call you a jerk if you hate what we say,
Drink up me brothers, yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho, a Scyther's life for me!
Original Song: Kitty
Artist or Group: Presidents of the United States of America
Spoof Song Title: Dragon
Spoof Author: Cocaine
Roar roar roar roar roar roar
Roar roar
Roar roar
Big ol' hunk of scales sittin in the cave
Big ol' hunk of scales sittin in the cave
Can you see him puffin out the smoke now
Can you see him puffin out the smoke now
Big ol' hunk of scales sittin in the cave
He needs some peltin' and killin on his hide
He needs some peltin' and killin on his char broiled hide
He's blowing fire at my platemail
He's blowing fire at my platemail
He needs some peltin' and killin on his hide
Hey dragon won't you come and die
Dragon in the cave and I wanna slay it
Dragon in the cave and I wanna slay it
Dragon in the cave and I wanna slay it
Dragon in the cave and I wanna slay it
Original Song: Knights of the Round Table
Artist or Group: Monty Python
Spoof Song Title: The Knights Of Ducat's Tables
Spoof Author: Azaphael
We're the Knights of Drin, able
to drink you under the table!
We'll take the ales
in our splint mails
to release behind the stable -
it reeks some time there afterwards
but it's cozier than Dalair-woods!
(In-between-dance on the tables of the Golden Ducat)
We're the Knights of the Drin, label'd
orc foes quite formidable!
Those Scyther fiends
just share, it seems,
what we'd call skills from fable:
They do quite well in fairy tales
but with us, it's rather different scaaaales...
Original Song: The Lumberjack Song
Artist or Group: Monty Python
Spoof Song Title: The Eldar Elf Song
Spoof Author: Fir
(Solo)
I'm an Eldar elf and I'm okay
I sleep all night and hug trees all day
(Elf chorus)
He's an Eldar elf and he's okay
he sleeps all night and hugs trees all day
(Solo)
I despise Scythe
with all my might
and go on chatting spells
Old Namril's checked my bloodline
and made me Glendoriel
(Chorus)
He despises Scythe
with all his might
and goes on chatting spells
Old Namril's checked his bloodline
and made him Glendoriel
(Together)
I'm/He's an Eldar elf...
(Solo)
I drink my tea, I flip a cairn,
meet Chaos mistresses
I thumb my nose at newbies
and wear a shaggy dress
(Chorus)
He drinks his tea, he flips a cairn,
meets Chaos mistresses
He thumbs his nose at newbies --
(noticing the song isn't going well)
-- and wears a SHAGGY dress?
(sounds of appalled astonishment: SHAGGY?)
(background musician determinedly signals for the final chorus and everyone gets a grip)
(Together)
I'm/He's an Eldar elf and he's okay
he sleeps all night and hugs trees all day
He's an Eldar elf and he's ooo-kayyyyy...
(a sound of someone being whapped with a purse - the song ends abruptly.)
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